What is in it?
A certain Bektashi dervish was respected for his piety and appearance of virtue. Whenever anyone asked him how he had become so holy, he always answered: ‘I know what is in the Koran.’
One day he had just given this reply to an enquirer in a coffee-house, when an imbecile asked: ‘Well, what is in the Koran?’
‘In the Koran,’ said the Bektashi, ‘there are two pressed flowers and a letter from my friend Abdullah.’

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